UDH: IF

“Awww man, I’m gonna die in this city and I haven’t even had my first kiss”
“me either-nay”
“..........this gives me an idea”
“huh?”
“I mean... we can have our first kiss with each other... heh nevermind it's a joke. Unless you want it to not be a joke then is not a joke”
“I want to, but if you’re joking then I don’t want anything”
“Oh, well...then...”