Astanael- Y'know, I did seen a mermaid once.
- That was the bottle's label, y'dimwit !
- Nah, shaddup ! 'tis wus real. She'hd scaly tail, long varechly hair, deep green eyes 'n big titties.
- No way. Anh wha't of it ?
- She was nice and shy. Didn't speak, but we get along just fine. We traveled a lot together. And fooled around a lil'. She showed me her treasures and showed her mine. And then she left.
- Wha ? Why ?
- Ah. 'tis obvious ! Men and fish doesn't mix.
- 'tis sad. You should have kept her
- An' rob'her of her freedom ? 'Am no thieve.
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook
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