Azuki Lemons“I could throw a car at them,
But they’d only like it.
Damn psychotic stalkers.”
- Sakura Jones from my reverse harem romance
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Seven men chasing her all over Italy. One guy even came after her from the States.
She’s an unregistered person, so it’s not like she could run to the police - especially with Slavers on her back.
And to think this was all because she had pink hair.
Well, it’s more complicated than that, but yeah. It’s all her hair’s fault.
Stalker #1: Come to me, hate me. Just stay with me.
Sakura: *Kicks his ass*
Stalker: M-More…
Sakura: GAH!!! That’s it! I’m living in an igloo!
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Artist note:
SOOOOOOO…..wrote a reverse harem romance. With a hulkish woman who has mommy issues. Yep. Like how I’m a simpleton who has “too many stories in my head” issues. Cause makes sense?
Had a lot of fun imagining a woman running away from seven soul mates/stalkers while hiding from nefarious organizations and a family curse/legacy. That and I just like seeing heroines run away and squeeze the blood out of the hearts of arrogant men. Yep. Not crazy at all.
I said I’m not crazy!
*Breathes harshly* Ok. Ok. I’m good now. Don’t be afraid…. *Gestures to a white van with a clown face on it and “Free Hugs” in graffitti* You coming?
*Waits*
*Waits some more*
Uhh…not awkward at all. Guess it was too soon? It’s fine, I’ll introduce the van later. Cough.
Well! If you don’t want to get in the van, we can just talk about Sakura right here. On this good old…ship. Yeah. You’re now on my ship. See - you’re safe. You can swim away anytime you want, the board’s right there. The sharks don’t bite.
*Takes out rope* Hm? This? It’s for safety’s sake. You know…
Well, while you’re swimming, I’ll be with Sakura here. Hm? Oh shit, she escaped the room. H-Hey, I didn’t mean to lock you up. R-Really…
Ahhhhhhh!!!
P.S. I’m still alive
P.S.S. So are you.
P.S.S.S>S.S>S>S. Where was I going with this? Oh well. Let’s talk art. I LOVE COLOR BURN. There. And oil brushes make interesting effects with watercolor brushes. Viva la digital art, yo!
Have a rocking night y’all. My exhausted fingers and I’ll be passed out on the carpet with my fruit roll ups. Boxes and boxes of fruit roll ups. Also just realized exhausted fingers hint at something other than typing.
Let’s just go with the flow aha ;)
P. Infinity. S.:
If you’re curious, book description below:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079DJ7BG2
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“Love is insanity. And yet it’s the most desirable thing in the world. If that doesn’t tell you the whole world’s f*cking mad, I don’t know what will.”
-Sakura Jones
A Ridiculous Curse. A Wicked Desire. Seven Men.
And I want none of them.
Sakura Jones rejects all things related to love, romance and dubious falling at first sight. Especially anything saying her life was fated. She hates it. All love did was destroy her life.
But she can’t ignore the unspeakable bond she feels with her boss, Vincent St. Claire, nor the
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