A Riot and a Half

codoris

"There's two fat blokes in a pub, yeah? An' one of 'em says to the other, 'ey mate, your round'. An' the other one says 'so're you, you fat bastard'—why aren't you laughing, Jer, this is comedic gold—"

"…ha."

"Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

"No."

"That's the SPIRIT!”

I hate them both.

#original

2014-12-14 02:02:51 +0000