yoiyononaka三毛猫 「どうして脱ぐのかな？立派な腹筋だと言ってほしいのかな？」＞＜
○○ 「だから！言ってるでしょ！貴方は甘い！この世界は弱肉強食！さっき頼んだのは焼肉定食！」
三毛猫 「あのな俺はこの世界では居酒屋の看板猫なの、意思疎通は俺と○○は異次元調査の職員だから出来るけど傍から見れば看板猫に絡んでいるやっかいな客よ？」
○○ 「焼肉定食まだああああああ！？」＞＜
三毛猫 「それとさ、ここの世界の警察は職質で警官がいっぱい死んだんで去年から仕組みが変わって、不審者には銃を突き付けて職質や逮捕していいことになったのは〇〇も研修で知ってるだろ？」
○○ 「バランスが悪いでしょ！酒は目の前にあるのに、焼肉定食は来ない！まだあああ！？」＞＜
警官１ 「まだなんだなぁ！真っ昼間からご機嫌だけど、ちょっと旦那さん猫ちゃんとトークは後にしてお巡りさんとお話ししてほしいなあああ！」＾＾
警官２ 「最近危ないから銃を向けますね、通報があったんですよ。ご理解と協力をお願いしますね、周りのみなさんもお願いします」＾＾
三毛猫 「ほら来た、どこの世界線でも特に日本の警察は厳しくなってるからって言ったろ！」
○○ 「う、うるせぇよ！」＞＜
警官2 「旦那さん、少し落ち着きましょう。そのまま動かないでね！」＾＾
警官１ 「動くなああああああ！」(銃声１発、壁に穴が開く。店内に響く悲鳴)
○○ 「わわわわぁ、猫に言ったんです、言ったんです！」＞＜
警官１ 「薬物かああ！？」＞＜
警官２ 「応援要請！至急応援求む！場所はー」＞＜
三毛猫 「ああ、頼むから猫と喋れるとか異世界から来たとか言わないでくれよ！」＾＾
○○ 「・・・。う。うるせええ！」＞＜
Another dimension and a calico cat
Calico cat: "Why are you taking your clothes off? Do you want me to say that you have great abs?" > <
○○: "That's why! I'm telling you! You're naive! This world is about the survival of the fittest! I just ordered a yakiniku set meal!"
Calico cat: "You see, in this world, I'm the poster cat of an izakaya. ○○ and I are employees of the extradimensional investigation, so we can communicate, but from the outside, we're just troublesome customers who are bothering the poster cat."
○○: "Yakiniku set meal not yet?!" > <
Calico cat: "Also, in this world, a lot of police officers died from police stop-and-searches, so the system changed last year, and it's now okay to stop and arrest suspicious people by pointing a gun at them, right? You learned that from your training, right?"
○○: "It's not balanced! There's alcohol right in front of me, but the yakiniku set meal hasn't arrived! It's not yet?!" > <
Police officer 1: "Not yet! You're in a good mood in the middle of the day, but I'm wondering if you'd like to talk to the cat, sir?" "I want you to leave the game for later and talk to the police!" ^^
Police Officer 2: "It's been dangerous lately, so I'm going to point my gun at you. I've been informed of a report. I ask for your understanding and cooperation, and everyone around you." ^^
Calico Cat: "Here it comes, I told you that the police in Japan are getting stricter in every world line!"
○○: "Uh, shut up!" > <
Police Officer 2: "Sir, calm down a bit. Don't move!" ^^
Police Officer 1: "Don't move!" (A gunshot, a hole opens in the wall. Screams echo through the store)
○○: "Waaaaah, I told the cat, I told it!" > <
Police Officer 1: "Drugs?!" > <
Police Officer 2: "Backup request! Urgent backup needed! Location is-" > <
Calico Cat: "Oh, please don't tell people you can talk to cats or that you're from another world!" ^^
○○: "... Uh, shut up!" > <
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