yoiyononakaハチワレ猫 「ノートに何も書いていないね？字が書けないし読めない僕にも分かるよ？」
○○ 「忙しいからね！昨日も頑張って2時まで起きたから！」
ハチワレ猫 「凄かったね！あんなに課金して怪しいサイトからアイテム買って結局ライバルから袋叩きされてゲームオーバー、1万円課金して結果がこれとは悲惨を通り越して面白いよ！」＾＾
○○ 「夏休みだからね！いろんな強者と渡り合えばこんなこともあるわよ！」＞＜
ハチワレ猫 「うん！向こうのゲームでもこっちの現実でもいろんな強者と渡り合える○○は凄いよ！」＾＾
○○ 「！？、え？」
ハチワレ猫 「携帯電話会社の明細封筒を握りしめた母ちゃんが鼻息荒くこっちに来る、相当な強者以外何物でもない！」＾＾
○○ 「あわわわわわわ」＞＜
Summer vacation questions and answers with a hatiware cat
hatiware cat: "You haven't written anything in your notebook, have you? I can't write or read, but I can tell."
○○: "I'm busy! I worked hard and stayed up until 2am yesterday!"
hatiware cat: "That was amazing! I spent so much money, bought items from a suspicious site, and ended up being beaten up by my rivals and losing the game. I spent 10,000 yen and this is the result. It's more interesting than tragic!" ^^
○○: "It's summer vacation, after all! Things like this happen when you compete with all kinds of strong people!" ＞＜
hatiware cat: "Yeah! ○○ is amazing because he can compete with all kinds of strong people both in the game over there and in reality here!" ^^
○○: "!? Eh?"
hatiware cat: "Mom comes over here breathing heavily, clutching an envelope with a mobile phone company statement in her hand. She must be a very strong person!" ^^
○○: "Awawawawawawa" ＞＜
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