○○ 「そんな目で見てもソフトクリームは食べさせないぞ」
ハチワレ猫 「なんで?美味しそうじゃんみんな食べてるじゃん?俺も食べたいじゃん?」
○○ 「ソフトクリームに入っている牛乳と砂糖がおまえの体に良くないのとブレインフリーズがお前の頭に強烈なダメージを与える、そのあと下痢や中毒で散々だぞ?」
ハチワレ猫 「痛いのは嫌だし下痢も嫌だな、でも美味しそうだなぁ、ちょっとだけなら?」
○○ 「だから!それがダメなの!」><
ハチワレ猫 「ほしいなぁ」><
Midsummer soft serve ice cream and calico cat
○○ "Even if you look at me like that, I won't let you eat the soft serve ice cream."
Tabby cat "Why? It looks delicious, everyone is eating it, right? I want to eat it too, don't you?"
○○ "The milk and sugar in the soft serve ice cream are bad for your body, and the brain freeze will do severe damage to your brain, and after that you'll have diarrhea and poisoning, you know?"
Tabby cat "I don't want to be in pain, and I don't want to have diarrhea, but it looks delicious, how about just a little?"
○○ "That's why I can't!" ><
Tabby cat "I want it" ><
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