yoiyononaka○○ 「ここは日本なのか？時代は？過去か未来か？」
サビ猫 「月が近いから古代日本かもしれない、しかしビル群があるから未来の技術によって月が近づいた世界かな？ところどころ日本語が見えるから日本だけど、ここが日本列島とは限らない」
○○ 「そうかぁ、日本語が通じれば安心だな。そうとなればやることは一つ！」
警察官１ 「そこの男！服を着てください、周りの皆さんに迷惑ですよ」
○○ 「！！？、いえ、気が付いたら服がなくなっちゃうんです！(次元移動の副作用で服がなくなるのは辛いわ）」
警察官２ 「そういうのいいから、手を挙げて！怪しい動きをしたら撃つよ！？」
○○ 「待ってください！僕は何もしていません！(ニューナンブじゃないセミオートの銃だ安全装置が外れている、一発で射殺？）」
サビ猫 「おう！○○！マニュアルに沿って俺様は一時退避だわ！健闘を祈る！お前もマニュアルに沿って身分を明かすなよ！」
○○ 「逃げるなぁ！」
警察官２ 「逃げるなぁ！」(銃声連続２発)
サビ猫 「ああ、撃たれたな。泣き叫んでいるから致命傷じゃないだろう、足か尻に当たったか運がいいなその分苦しいけど」
△△ 「大変な事になってるね！」
サビ猫 「無事にたどり着かれた様で何よりです、こちらは遅くなってすいません、○○が猫に擬態しないと駄々をこねあの様です」
△△ 「俺も若いころはそうだったよ、こっちより厳しい世界だったから１週間飯抜きで拷問だった、○○もこの件で我儘をあらためるさ。さてこの世界の警察はやさしいから死ぬことは無いだろう、行こうか！」
サビ猫 「！！。△△さん！５匹くらい大きなお犬様達が戦闘モードでこっちに来てますが！？」
△△ 「言い忘れていたけど、こっちの世界では野良犬は徹底的に駆除されていたがここではそれがないらしい、だから野良猫と同じような立場なんだ！いざとなったら腹を晒してされるがままさ！」
サビ猫 「この仕事辞めたくなってきた！」＞＜
The Moon, the Sabineko, and the Otherworlder
○○: "Is this Japan? What era? Past or future?"
Sabi-neko: "The moon is close so it could be ancient Japan, but there are buildings so maybe it's a world where the moon has come closer with future technology? I can see Japanese here and there so it's Japan, but this isn't necessarily the Japanese archipelago."
○○: "I see, if they can speak Japanese then I'll feel safe. If that's the case, there's only one thing we can do!"
Police officer 1: "Hey man! Put on some clothes, you're bothering everyone around you."
○○: "!!? No, I'll lose my clothes before I know it! (It's painful to lose my clothes as a side effect of dimensional travel)"
Police officer 2: "Don't worry about that, just put your hands up! If you make any suspicious moves I'll shoot you!"
○○: "Wait! I didn't do anything! (It's a semi-automatic gun, not a New Nambu, the safety is off, will I shoot you in one shot?)"
Sabi-neko: "Yeah! ○○! I'll follow the manual and evacuate temporarily! I wish you the best of luck! Follow the manual and don't reveal your identity!"
○○: "Don't run away!"
Police Officer 2: "Don't run away!" (2 consecutive gunshots)
Sabi-neko: "Oh, he was shot. He's crying so it's probably not a fatal injury. He's lucky it hit his leg or butt, but it's painful."
△△: "This is serious!"
Sabi-neko: "I'm glad you made it safely. Sorry I'm late. It seems that XX will throw a tantrum if I don't mimic a cat."
△△: "I was the same when I was younger. The world was tougher than this, so I was tortured without food for a week. XX I'll change my selfish attitude because of this incident. Anyway, the police in this world are kind, so I won't die, let's go!"
Sabi-neko: "!? △△-san! There are about five big dogs coming this way in fighting mode!?"
△△: "I forgot to mention, but in this world, stray dogs were thoroughly exterminated, but it seems that doesn't happen here, so we're in the same position as stray cats! If push comes to shove, we'll just have to expose our bellies and do whatever they want!"
Sabi-neko: "I'm starting to want to quit this job!" ＞＜
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