yoiyononakaサビ猫 「寒いね？寒いでしょ？泳ぐとか無理でしょ？いっぱい叫んだしやめなよ？服着ようよ」
○○ 「温暖化でも流石に6月の海は寒いか、行けると思ったんだけどなぁ」
サビ猫 「上る朝日に背中を向けて家に帰れば朝ご飯美味しいよ？」
○○ 「△△に謝れってか？嫌だね！絶対に！」
サビ猫 「長年一緒に住んでると行き違いもあるよ、早く服着て帰ろうよ？」
○○ 「・・・。うんそうだな、頭も冷えたし体も冷えたから帰るか！」
警官１ 「ちょっと、あなた裸で立って何やってるの、言われたことに答えてね！？」
○○ 「ふ、夫婦げんかして、猫と泳ぎに来ていました。なんでもないです、なんでもないです！」
警官２ 「それとさ、猫に向かって喋ってたけど、なにかやってる？」
○○ 「何もしていません！泳ごうとしていただけです！本当です！な！？」
サビ猫 「・・・・・・・・。」
○○ 「嫌なことがあると猫に話を聞いて貰っていたんです！本当です！(俺だけしかこいつと喋れなかったんだ、困ったなぁ）」
警官１ 「とりあえず服着てください、そしたらパトカーに乗ってくださいね」
サビ猫 「よかったね！おまわりさんに送ってもらえるよ！」＾＾
○○ 「うるせぇ！ばか！」＞＜
警官２ 「なんだぁ！その態度は！警官侮辱罪で逮捕するぞ！？」
○○ 「いえ！違います独り言です！本当です！」
サビ猫 「だめだこりゃ」＾＾
Sabi cat and morning beach
Rusty cat: "It's cold, isn't it? It's cold, isn't it? You can't swim, right? You've yelled a lot, so why don't you stop? Let's put on some clothes."
○○: "Even with global warming, the sea is still cold in June, but I thought we could go."
Rusty cat: "If you turn your back to the rising sun and go home, breakfast will be delicious."
○○: "You want me to apologize to △△? No way! Absolutely!"
Rusty cat: "When you live together for many years, misunderstandings happen, so let's get dressed and go home."
○○: "...Yeah, I'm cold, my head is cold, and my body is cold, so let's go home!"
Police officer 1: "Hey, what are you doing standing there naked? Answer what you're told, okay?!"
○○: "I-I-I had a fight with my husband, and I came to swim with my cat. It's nothing, it's nothing!"
Police officer 2: "Hey, what are you doing standing there naked? Answer what you're told, okay?!"
○○: "I- ... "Also, you were talking to the cat, are you doing something?"
○○ "I didn't do anything! I was just trying to swim! Seriously! Right!?"
Rusty Cat "......"
○○ "Whenever something bothered me, I would talk to the cat! Seriously! (I was the only one who could talk to this guy, that's annoying)"
Police Officer 1 "Please put on some clothes, then get in the patrol car"
Rusty Cat "Great! The cops will give you a lift!" ^^
○○ "Shut up! Idiot!" ＞＜
Police Officer 2 "What the hell! That attitude! I'm going to arrest you for insulting a police officer!"
○○ "No! I'm not talking to myself! Seriously!"
Rusty Cat "This is no good" ^^
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