yoiyononaka虎縞灰猫 「ほ～。俺様がこの毛布に寝て、いや守って居たのに俺様を責めるか～？」
○○ 「窓を開け放して出かけたのは悪かったけど、閉めてくれてもいいじゃん！？」
虎縞灰猫 「ん～！そんな力が俺様にあるわけないじゃん！？」
○○ 「それと、干した洗濯物どうしたの！無いじゃないのよ！？」
虎縞灰猫 「お前の洗濯ばさみがぼろいからみんな風に飛ばされた。ほら、あっちの屋根に干されてるじゃん！俺は毛布が飛ばされないように頑張ってたんだよ～？」
○○ 「ああああ！？３日前に買った下着やタオルがああああ！」
虎縞灰猫 「安心しろ、毛布は俺が温めていたから十分寝られる、下着やタオルが無くても俺みたいに生きていけるぞ！」
○○ 「うわああああ！」＞＜
Tiger-striped gray cat, dried blanket and laundry
Tiger-striped gray cat: “Wow. Are you blaming me even though I was sleeping on this blanket, or rather protecting it?”
○○ “I felt bad leaving the window open, but wouldn’t it be fine if you closed it?”
Tiger-striped gray cat: "Hmm! There's no way I have that kind of power!?"
○○ “Also, what happened to the laundry you dried? It’s not there!?”
Tiger-striped gray cat: "Your clothespins are so flimsy that they all got blown away by the wind. Look, they're hanging out to dry on the roof over there! I was trying my best to keep the blankets from getting blown away, right?"
○○ “Aaah!? The underwear and towels I bought three days ago are aaah!”
Tiger-striped gray cat: "Don't worry, I kept the blanket warm so you can sleep well. You can live like me even without underwear or towels!"
○○ “Wow!”><
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