yoiyononaka○○ 「何で布団に寝ているんだ？」
虎縞灰猫 「風が吹いていたんだよ、干しているのはいいけど風が布団を持っていかないか心配で居てやったぜ！」
○○ 「いや、ただ寝ていただけだろ。お前がそんな殊勝な事をするはずない」
虎縞灰猫 「とりあえず、感謝してもらおうか俺がいなかったら布団は風に飛ばされて泥にまみれていたぜ？」
○○ 「お前の足跡が布団についていてそれを言うか！」
虎縞灰猫 「何を言う！俺が動かず布団を守っていた証ぞ！」
○○ 「！？、え？」
Tiger-striped gray cat on the futon
○○ “Why are you sleeping on the futon?”
Tiger-striped gray cat: "The wind was blowing. It's fine to hang it out to dry, but I was worried that the wind might take away the futon, so I stayed there!"
○○ "No, you were just sleeping. There's no way you would do something so special."
Tiger-striped gray cat: “First of all, let me thank you. If I wasn’t there, the futon would have been blown away by the wind and covered in mud, right?”
○○ “Your footprints are on the futon and you say that!”
Tiger-striped gray cat "What are you talking about? It's proof that I didn't move and was protecting the futon!"
○○ “!?, eh?”
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