虎縞白猫 「何で道路じゃなく電車が来る橋の上なの?」
○○ 「一度線路を散歩したかったんだよね、こんないい天気にいい景色、いつもの電車からの窓の向こうに見える景色が目の前に今ある!」
虎縞白猫 「電車が来たら大変だよ?死んじゃうかもしれないよ?こんなに真ん中まで来て!」
○○ 「さっき通り過ぎたじゃん!だから橋を渡るんだよ?来るはずないよ?く?!」
虎縞白猫 「あー!来たわぁ!こりゃ川に飛び込むか轢かれて死ぬしかないわ!」
○○ 「わぁぁあああああ!」
虎縞白猫 「急げ!事故になったら賠償金半端ないぞ!」
On the bridge with a tiger-striped white cat
Tiger-striped white cat: “Why is it on the bridge where the train comes instead of on the road?”
○○ “I always wanted to take a walk along the railroad tracks, right? It’s such a nice weather and a beautiful view, and now the view you see through the window from the train is right in front of you!”
Tiger-striped white cat: "Wouldn't it be terrible if a train came? You might die? Come so far in the middle!"
○○ "You just passed by! That's why you're crossing the bridge, right? You're not supposed to come, are you? Ku?!"
Tiger-striped white cat: "Ah! I'm here! Now I have no choice but to jump into the river or get run over and die!"
○○ “Waaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Tiger-striped white cat: "Hurry up! If you get into an accident, you won't get half the compensation!"
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