yoiyononaka○○ 「いくら人手不足だからって、新しい上司が妖怪の猫、猫又。こんな事があっていいのか？」
猫又 「世間のトレンドは『猫の手も借りたい』これなんだよ○○君、日本の夜明けは近い！」
○○ 「あれですか？『船頭多くして船山に上る』、船頭が船に多く乗っていて山に登って手も足も出ない状況が、人工知能の登場により船頭が多く船に乗って知恵を出し合って到達不能な山を難なく上ると意味を変える！」
猫又 「その通りだ！私の活躍によって『猫の手も借りたい』が役立たずでも手を借りたいが、私という英知によって求めたい、となる！まさにパラダイムシフト！さぁ！会議の時間だ、私を抱っこして9時半の会議室に連れて行ってくれ！」
△△ 「あたしやるぅ！いえ、わだしにお任せください！キャッ！やわらかい！」
○○ 「？、な、なんだかなぁ？」
Shin'nin no Nekomata buchō
○○ “No matter how short-staffed we are, my new boss is a monster cat, Nekomata. Is it okay for something like this to happen?”
Nekomata: “The trend in the world is, ``I want to borrow the help of a cat.'' Mr. ○○, the dawn of Japan is near!”
○○ "Is that so? ``More boatmen will climb the mountain.'' There used to be a situation where there were too many boatmen on the boat and they couldn't help climbing the mountain, but with the advent of artificial intelligence, there are now more boatmen on the boat. When we combine our wisdom and effortlessly climb an unreachable mountain, the meaning changes!”
Nekomata: "That's right! Thanks to my success, ``I want to borrow a cat's help'' has changed to ``I want to borrow a cat's help even if it's useless, but I want to ask for it with my own wisdom!'' A paradigm shift! Come on! It's time for a meeting. Please pick me up and take me to the conference room at 9:30!”
△△ “I’ll do it! No, leave it to me! Kya! It’s so soft!”
○○ “?, w-what is it?”
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