L3501O"Eeeeyaaaaah!!!!!" Essex after the bolt of the Garand shuts onto her thumb.
"I told you not to stick your thumb in there..." Enterprise as she proceeds to face palm.
"Injury report, Essex gives herself Garand Thumb," Helena, taking note of Essex's action.
"Oh Vestal's not going to be happy about this," Commander as he develops a headache.
Whatever you do, do not stick your thumb into the empty action of an M1 Garand. That's how you get Garand Thumb. No matter how tempting it may be.
Just something dumb I wanted to make because I thought about a time I almost gave myself Garand thumb. So I gave Essex Garand thumb xd. A bit cruel to Essex who gets meme'd on a bit too much, but I can probably make up it to her in a non-lewd way xd. Simply wanted to make something small in between a really large and ambitious set I'm working on in piece meal, and also because I like making dumb stuff like this every now and then.
2023-06-07 02:59:21 +0000