SDCharmSonic straightened his shirt and made sure everything was on correctly. He had actually bothered to dress up for this thing and it felt weird. Still, it was nice being in a position where he could look presentable every once in a while. The cologne that Amy bought for him smelled like lemon-lime soda. It was neat.
Today he was giving one of those educational speeches to a class of children. He's heard of these being really boring affairs so he was definitely taking precautions to make sure it wasn't boring.
"Alright. Step 1, zip out and say who you are as fast as you can. Step 2, don't immediately go into the boring 'Do your homework' and 'Eat your veggies' speeches. Wow em a bit. Put on a show. Step 3, when talking about the boring proper stuff, be sure to use flavor text to make it sound as cool as you can but don't go overboard like those embarrassing infomercials on TV. I don't wanna end up like those try hard Truth commercials that try and ween kids away from vaping." Sonic paced about back and forth.
He then looked at his arm to see if the things he wrote on his arm were still legible. "Hmm... looks like it. Tails warned me against having a cheat sheet on my arm but what's he gonna do about it eh?" He shrugged and chuckled before he saw that he was being beckoned over by the principal of the elementary school. Sonic smirked and straightened himself up, cleared his throat, and zipped out on stage with his hand raised, garnering immediate applause from the happy children.
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"Hmph!" Eggman slumped, sitting on a rock and hunched over a run down wishing well. It looked more like one of those reflecting pools you see in the mall.
As of right now, he was sitting amongst some wreckage. He had been on his way to enact a plan upon the city with a newly specialized robot but he came across Sonic before he could properly test it out and well... this happened.
Then the rodent didn't even spare him a second thought and raced off. How rude.
"It's probably better that he didn't say anything actually. Anything out of his mouth would have only made me angrier." Eggman muttered before grumbling and flipping a coin in his hand repeatedly. He was disgruntled and didn't know what to do with himself.
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